丰满肥白 - 第二章

    临近上课时分，教学楼电梯那里围满了人，要在这个时候杀进中心挤上电梯，那是一件很高难度的事情。                                                                                                             但是对于我们这种处于大三见惯了上课人cha0的老人来说，这g本就不是一件太难的事情。挤电梯不是要从正面挤，而是要从侧面挤。                                                                                                             这一点，实在是和挤x围有着异曲同工之妙。                                                                                                             所以在那些个还从正面进行攻击的困在外面的时候，我已经从侧面杀进了电梯里面，占据了一个角落。                                                                                                             情况很糟。                                                                                                             在挤进来的人在那边叫嚷着帮忙按一下几号楼层的时候，我已经是憋的满脸通红地被一个男生堵在最里面的角落，而且还是脸对脸的模式。                                                                                                             那男生身高颇高，不算矮的我只到他肩膀处，而我的x，极度贴近他的x膛，即便是在一开始的时候我已经早有防范意识地先把手上的那薄薄的一份名单给护在了x前，要不然今天老娘这亏本就要亏大发了。                                                                                                             可是，我觉得，那薄薄的一张纸顶个p呀，反倒有点yu盖弥彰yu迎还拒的味道来着。而且，今天出门没有翻h历，穿的t恤是立领，虽然上面有纽扣，但是在刚刚的电梯奋战之中，不小心解开了上面的两颗。                                                                                                             我有些苍凉远目，悲剧啊……                                                                                                             在这么多人的情况下，我当然不可能做出扣扣子这种事情来，那样谁都知道我刚刚松开了扣子。                                                                                                             而且更可悲的事情是，g据我的一贯经验，站的高一向看的多，b如我坐在公交车最后一排高位上的时候，基本上都能够把坐在前面的文雅或者依依的x前风云一览无余。                                                                                                             经验裴然害si人啊，要是完全不知道那该有多好？！                                                                                                             我抬眼，狠狠地剜向他，心理决定他如果真的在看的话，等会在他出电梯之前一定要故踩上两脚来泄愤！                                                                                                             不得不说，这家伙长的真的是挺好看的。                                                                                                             至少是在我大学已经过去的两年生涯中，唯二让我心情激荡的人。                                                                                                             不用猜，之前唯一的那个，是我们广播社前任社长——杨逸，大四老鸟一枚。                                                                                                             当年的我就是在社团招新上被丫的美se所迷，过三关斩六将地混进了广播社以盼能够和帅哥天天楼台相会，向yan花木易逢春一把。                                                                                                             但是，命运没有提前通知我，牛郎早已有了织nv，而我连当喜鹊的资格都没有。                                                                                                             美se果然害人不浅，尤其是像我这种肤浅的生物，当年和我一样被美se所迷为广播社流血流汗的nvx不在少数，所以多少还是安抚了一下我那颗容易躁动和受伤的心。                                                                                                             因为当年的躁动来的快，去的快，两个室友多少有些好奇那传说中的人物，但是在见到杨逸之后，她们两个一直都很觉得我有些重口。                                                                                                             杨逸很yan光，是一个有着一身古铜se的肌肤，在z大属于只要球场上缺人的时候能够临时被抓去做替代队员的传奇人物。                                                                                                             在多少日本经典v里面，和美nv搭档的都是有着大肚腩的大叔，我的重口多少还是能够理解的，更何况当古天乐从n油小生变成型男的时候，还不是照样谋杀了一堆nvx的ai。                                                                                                             其中重点不在肤se，而是在那一张俊秀的脸庞。                                                                                                             眼前这家伙的美se是和yan光型的前社长是完全不同的风格。                                                                                                             他属于白白净净的书生型少年，清隽却不单薄，有几分少nv时代幻想的白马王子型号，但是那笑容看上去并不是很单纯，有点城府的味道，甚至还透着一gu子散漫。                                                                                                             我在z大混迹了两年，怎么就没有发现同届的这么一个型号的帅哥？                                                                                                             我那肤浅的心开始danyan来danyan去，也许还带了点后外点冰三周半，最后一个稳稳的落地，宣告正式被眼前的美se攻陷。                                                                                                             或者我现在可以去告诉那两个家伙，我的口味又变得清淡了，我的审美又从型男回归到小白脸了⊙﹏⊙b                                                                                                             小白脸君脸上挂着笑，轻轻朝着我挑了挑眉峰，用眼神示意我，那不小心解开的扣子底下一片bainengneng的xr还有那一条深邃的马里亚纳海g0u正在对他say hello。                                                                                                             只要再低一点点，就能被人欣赏到我今天穿的是什么颜se和样式的内衣了。                                                                                                             太悲剧了。                                                                                                             我很想哀号一声，然后把头用力地撞上电梯，但是看到小白脸君一脸笑意的模样，我又整个人开始不爽了。                                                                                                             看甚！笑甚！                                                                                                             我喜欢！我乐意给人看不行啊，老娘有资本有本钱给人看撒！                                                                                                             我在心底嘀咕了一句，装作一副很有底气的模样，但是那红透的脸孔却是泄露了我隐藏在心底的羞愧。                                                                                                             tat，好丢脸，其实我真的是纯洁的孩子啊！                                                                                                             随着楼层数的上涨，电梯里面的人越来越少，到十楼的时候，电梯里面只有我和小白脸君两个人。                                                                                                             我和他一人守在电梯一角，原本我还想借着没人的空当把纽扣给扣上，但是瞅见他背靠着电梯壁嘴上带着若有似无的笑看着我的时候，我觉得还是等出去之后再说吧。                                                                                                             有些美se可以亵玩，而有些美se只能远观，虽然我凌墨肤浅，但是还不至于到分不清楚着这一点，眼前的小白脸君，很明显的就是属于第二种。                                                                                                             “你不把扣子给扣上？”他问，声音之中带着明显隐忍了许久的笑意。                                                                                                             果然！                                                                                                             这个时候，不管他长的有多么的风华绝代，我都看到他背后长出了黑se的恶魔翅膀，手上抓着黑se三角钢叉，很欢腾地在我的伤口上戳了一次又一次。                                                                                                             “你觉得好看么？”我龇着牙问着，然后愤愤地把自己那两颗悲剧的扣子当着他的面给扣上了。                                                                                                             矫情个啥，反正这小白脸早就已经看过了，丢脸都丢过了，也不怕再丢脸一次了。                                                                                                             我是囧娃，我怕谁！                                                                                                             “看不出来你个头不大，还是挺有料的。”他笑，一手支着下巴做思考状，“挺好的，似乎还一手不能掌握？”                                                                                                             “……”                                                                                                             流氓！                                                                                                             我突然很想骂脏话，这家伙最好不要让我遇见第二次，不然我不能保证明天社会新闻头版头条都是什么“血染校园，z大也未能幸免于难”一类的报道。                                                                                                             我觉得唯一让我遗憾的是，我爸不是李刚。                                                                                                             “叮咚”一声，电梯发出一声清响，我第一次觉得这声音是如此的悦耳，让我觉得有着一种宛如重生般的感觉。                                                                                                             他和我同时踏出了电梯，有着一双长腿的他走路动作挺快，几个跨步，一个转身就进了1104号教室。                                                                                                             我瞅着那门牌号，笑的特别地j邪。                                                                                                             君子报仇，十年不晚。                                                                                                             在我手上的那一份点名计算机班的名单，就是在1104号教室上课的。                                                                                                             我不是nv子，而且我肚子里面只有内脏没有船。                                                                                                             我挂上赵倩的学生科名牌，敛了敛心神之后大踏步地在走进了教室。                                                                                                             讲师已经在教室里面了，只等那上课铃声一响就开始传到授业解惑，和老师打了一声招呼之后，我动用了上课用的话筒开始学生科的点名。                                                                                                             站在讲台上的我，看着下面那一片黑压压的人头，油然而生自己也成了领导人物的感觉。                                                                                                             果然是很好很强大。                                                                                                             站得高，看的远，只消那么一眼，我就发现了在最后几排坐着的小白脸君，在一溜不怎么出se的男y之中，他的确可以是一个醒目的存在，可以提神醒脑。                                                                                                             小白脸君似乎也感受到了此时此刻我的气场很不一般，原本脸上还算轻松的笑容，眼下笑的是越发的别有深意。                                                                                                             哼哼哼，叫你说一手不能掌握，你才一手不能掌握，你全家都一手不能掌握！                                                                                                             我在心底磨牙，脸上却装作没一回事地开始点名。                                                                                                             曾混过学生这个职业的人基本上都知道点名是怎么一回事，不过就是在叫到自己名字的时候，伸出爪子示意一下或者喊上一声道。                                                                                                             名单上的名字一个一个地数过去，我一边用笔g着，来的打个g，没来的打个叉，很白痴一样的动作。                                                                                                             “李澈”我叫着，然后抬起了头，看向座位席，见没有人举手，我又喊了一声，“李澈？人没来么？”                                                                                                             “在。”                                                                                                             一声应和声从台下传来，我瞧见一双手高高地举了起来，指节分明而又修长，定睛一看那人分明就是小白脸君。                                                                                                             “我在。”                                                                                                             小白脸君重复了一声，声音透着一gu子慵懒的味道。                                                                                                             灰常好，叫李澈是吧？                                                                                                             我无b欢乐地在名单上李澈的名字后头打上一个x。                                                                                                             嘛，我又不是学生科的，公报私仇一下反正到时候找上门来也不是找我的，凡事都要淡定不是么。                                                                                                             关于赵倩姑娘，介个佛说，你不入地狱，谁入地狱！                                                                                                             万一要是有个啥，黑锅神马的，还是你背吧！
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