丰满肥白 - 第十六章

    学生一族最喜欢的节假日莫过于寒暑假了，以前的时候，我总是特别欢喜这两个假期，因为可以睡觉睡到自然醒，数钱数到手bsp;                                                                                                            爸妈的店里面是不经营早餐的，所以就算要去店里面帮忙，我也能睡到早上九点半左右再起床慢慢悠悠地去店里面，然后厨房结账两边忙活，名副其实的睡觉睡到自然醒，数钱数到手ch0u筋，虽然这钱面额不大……                                                                                                             但是这一次却觉得有点意兴阑珊的味道，尤其每次和靳骐打电话的时候，明明以前觉得也没有什么不一样的，但是现在这情况下，总觉得有种空落落的。                                                                                                             好吧，我承认我已经被靳骐那小样的美se迷的云里雾里了，想起他的时候，嘴角总会不由自主地上扬起来。                                                                                                             因为我时不时的傻笑行为让老娘觉得很碍眼，所以趁着下午两三点没有客人在店里面闲坐的空当，老娘终于开了口。                                                                                                             “阿墨你谈恋ai了吧！”老娘瞅了我一眼，说话一针见血，“而且对方一定是个帅哥！”                                                                                                             果然都是nv人啊，果然神经线够敏锐。                                                                                                             “嘿嘿嘿……”我傻笑，知我者莫若老娘也。                                                                                                             “真的？”老娘一下子来兴致，一双眼睛晶亮晶亮地看向我，“有照片么？”                                                                                                             我点头，然后从口袋里面m出了手机，翻出了相册里面靳骐的照片，献宝一样地递到了老娘的面前，然后引来了老娘的一声惊叹。                                                                                                             “那帅哥怎么会看上你的？”老娘一脸惊奇，“感觉真埋汰。”                                                                                                             tat                                                                                                             “妈，你是我的亲妈吧？！”                                                                                                             我问着，身为老妈，怎么能对我说这种打击x的话？她应该多鼓励我才行，哪能把我当做消遣的工具呢？                                                                                                             “就是因为是你亲妈才这么说，要不是你亲妈，谁对你说这个。”老娘伸手拍了拍我的脑袋，像是在拍我家养的那只流浪小土狗小h一样，很有敷衍的味道。                                                                                                             “老头，你说是吧？”老娘从我手上拿过手机，递给了坐在一边ch0u烟的老爸。                                                                                                             爸看了一眼，又微笑地把手机重新递还到了我的手里。                                                                                                             “还不错。”老爸点了点头。                                                                                                             果然还是老爸最ai我，难怪我从小就和老爸最亲。                                                                                                             ~\(≧▽≦)/~                                                                                                             “下一回，带回来给老爸看看。”老爸顺口说着。                                                                                                             这个，似乎还是有点难度的。                                                                                                             我支吾着不敢应声，我不敢对老爸老妈说靳骐其实b我小两岁这个事实。                                                                                                             在爸妈的观念里面，年纪小的男生一般都不大会照顾人，在他们的心目之中希望我能够找一个年纪b我大两岁或者同岁的，看上去要b较成熟的人当对象，因为他们觉得已经二十岁的还整天看动漫的我g本就是一个没长大的孩子，甚至爸妈都已经提前计划好了未来十年的事情，给自己买好了养老保险，连我结婚资金都已经准备好了。                                                                                                             我只能用“高瞻远瞩”四个字来形容我的爸妈。                                                                                                             “还早着呢，还早着呢，八字还没一撇，急什么！”我拍着老爸的肩膀，一脸淡定模样。                                                                                                             “恩，不急。”爸ch0u了一口烟，脸上带笑地看着我，应着。                                                                                                             的确是不急啊，只是交了个男朋友而已，又不是要结婚。                                                                                                             但是莫名的，我的脸却是红了。                                                                                                             春节前后，我家小饭馆都是不开门的，因为不管是平常来店里面吃饭的客人还是自家本身都是要走亲戚的。                                                                                                             到年初八那一天，我决定了还是提早回学校，虽然离开学报道也只差三天而已，我决定给靳骐一个惊喜。                                                                                                             回到寝室我才发现原来依依b我还要来的心急，早在前两天就已经回了学校，我到寝室的时候她还在床上睡的香甜，直到我开了yan台的门，把被褥拿出去晒的时候她才醒。                                                                                                             “哟，终于是受不了心思之苦，决定回来了？”                                                                                                             依依套着厚的棉袄睡衣，看着我在那边晒被子。                                                                                                             “怎么不叫靳骐去接你？”依依问着，顺手帮忙。                                                                                                             “就一丁点的东西，在车站又有直达学校的公交车，要人接什么！”                                                                                                             我回着，我家近的很，一个学期我总要回去几趟，就算是路痴，也不会把这路线给忘记掉的，就一个塞了没多少衣服的行李箱还有一袋零食袋，这样都要人接，感觉多矫情啊！                                                                                                             “不是东西多不多的问题，那是一种需要啊，”依依支着下巴，整个人靠在我的被子上，“你要让他知道，你是需要他的。”                                                                                                             “听着真矫情！”                                                                                                             我摇了摇头，东西不多还要人接，到时候见了面我都觉得有点不好意思，靳骐到时候肯定会捏我脸的，就像是我走的时候，他送我到车站帮我提那行李箱的时候，轻的都觉得让他诧异。                                                                                                             撒娇那种路线，真的不是适合我的路线，真的！                                                                                                             “阿墨，你太了。”依依戳了戳我的鼻子说道。                                                                                                             我耸肩，没办法，当一个nv孩子从初中开始就住校生涯，谁都会b较，还记得高中入学第一天，寝室里面的姑娘哭的稀里哗啦还不肯睡的时候，我已经淡定地睡了一觉又她们的哭声吵醒了。                                                                                                             不是我错，都是环境惹的祸。                                                                                                             这次回来我为了靳骐一个惊喜，特地没有打电话通知靳骐，其实早在今天之前，我也已经有两天没有和靳骐通过电话了，谁说交往中的人一定要24小时连线不间断，偶尔还是要给对方一点喘气的空间的么。                                                                                                             回来的时候，我还顺手带了一锅炖**回来，看得老娘直叫唤，说我每次回家就和蝗虫过境一样，吃光，清光，拿光。                                                                                                             虽然老娘嘴上这么喊，可谁不知道实质上那一早就开始炖的**明明就是让我带走的。                                                                                                             我拎着保温锅，里面还有半锅**汤和**r，那半锅被依依抢去慰劳她家小亮子了，还好文雅还在家里面没提前回学校，不然的话，这半锅都不用想能守的住了。                                                                                                             我是蝗虫，寝室里面那两只也不见得会b我好到哪里去，有时候明明买的东西自己都不ai吃了，但是一见到别人吃，立马就围上来了，美其名曰“抢来的东西b较好吃”。                                                                                                             在去靳骐家的公交车，我忍不住打了电话给靳骐，想要告诉他我提前回来了，但是这一拨电话，听到的声音是动听但是却很机械话的声音。                                                                                                             “您所拨打的电话已停机。”                                                                                                             恩？！                                                                                                             我有些意外，靳骐虽然一向很少用手机打电话和发短信，但是他的手机至少从来都没有停机过。                                                                                                             这家伙该不会在寒假里面睡糊涂了，所以连手机停机都没有发现？                                                                                                             打了两回，发现靳骐的手机还是一如最初的停机的时候，我放弃了打电话的念头，反正怎么打都是这个声音，听多了也觉得没意思，那么y邦邦的声音，还不如我说起来好听呢，至少我会变声，可萝莉，可御姐，若是想要被调*教，nv王声我也可以尝试一下。                                                                                                             杀上靳骐的公寓，按了半天的门铃也没有人应，我总觉得这情况似乎有点不大对劲，但是却说不上来哪里不对劲，总觉得有点不安。                                                                                                             之前和靳骐聊天的时候也没有发现他要走亲戚什么的，问他在哪的时候也多半是在公寓里面上网什么的，真看不出来，这个家伙居然还是宅男一类。                                                                                                             这宅男，怎么会突然之间跑出去了？                                                                                                             没有钥匙，我g本就进不去公寓的门，等了十来分钟之后也不见有人回来，没办法我只好重新拿着保温桶回去，只能算是这个家伙没有口福了。                                                                                                             下了楼，倒是在楼下电梯门口遇上了熟人，倒不是靳骐，而是那讨厌的李澈。                                                                                                             “你还来？”李澈看了我一眼，眼神之中多少还有些不屑。                                                                                                             早知道会遇上你，我就不来了。我很想如此不屑地对李澈说，但是想了想之后，还是算了，要知道每次和这个家伙闹的那么僵似乎也不是一件很好的事情，老是让靳骐挤在中间，他又不是奥利奥，中间还多块心。                                                                                                             “啊，靳骐不在，这个东西你带上去给他，告诉他，热一下就能吃。”我看了一眼李澈，把手上的保温桶塞给李澈，不忘叮嘱了一声。                                                                                                             李澈看了我一眼，表情还是有点不大情愿，但是还是接过了保温桶。                                                                                                             “原来你还不知道。”李澈冷冷地吐出了一句，言语之中多少有点轻视的味道，“你其实不用这么费心地送东西过来，他吃不到的。”                                                                                                             恩？                                                                                                             我看着李澈，揣测着他话里面的意思，但是想了半天之后，我也不是很明白。                                                                                                             “算了，我回去了。”                                                                                                             和李澈这家伙讲话，只要有一丁点不和，这家伙说的话总是能气si人的。                                                                                                             “凌墨，你个人还算是有点优点，”李澈看了我一眼，按下了电梯键，“靳骐他，不会再回来了。”                                                                                                             “你在开玩笑？” 我笑，觉得李澈这话说的也实在太离谱了点，靳骐怎么可能会不回来了，开玩笑也该有个限度才对。                                                                                                             “你到时候就知道了。”                                                                                                             李澈别有深意地看了我一眼，然后走进了电梯。
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