丰满肥白 - 第十三章

    一个好的nv人要进得厨房出得厅堂，还要容得下jq。                                                                                                             如果在以前的时候我一定会认为这种nv人一如神一样的存在，就算不是神，至少也绝对圣母级别，没有想到今天我也成了圣母。                                                                                                             母上大人，我终于和你站在同一个高度上了。                                                                                                             但是，我为什么就悲剧地成了给这两男人做饭的小nv佣？用不用这么p灰的啊？                                                                                                             “阿墨，你在生气？”                                                                                                             靳骐不知道什么时候进了厨房，凑到了我的面前，脸上带着讨好的笑，也没有的打算帮手的意思，依靠在一边看着我动作。                                                                                                             “要帮手就留下，不帮手的话，就出去。”我看了一眼靳骐，从他的脸se上来看，g本还算ok么，除了带了点鼻音，其余的也还算是正常，只是我没有想到李澈也是在这的，也难怪会让我买那么多的食材上来。                                                                                                             “阿墨，你生气了。”靳骐凑近了我，一脸认真道。                                                                                                             我自认现在的自己绝对没有一点的情绪流露，就像案板上那一条被我sisi地按住鱼头的花鲢一样，用力地刮着那鱼身上鱼鳞，以前的时候老娘就曾经说过，当我每次处理鱼的时候，那表情特别的认真。                                                                                                             每次我听到老娘这么说的时候，总会分外得意起来，要知道认真的nv人最美丽，就算是一脸的撒气……杀气。                                                                                                             “阿墨……”                                                                                                             靳骐双手环上了我的腰，这个动作差一点让我刮鱼鳞的一刀差一点削上了自己的手指酿出一场血案。                                                                                                             我一直认为这么被人从背后抱住的感觉很美好，还有点浪漫的味道，但是问题能不能不在我一手拿着刀一手sisi地按着鱼头，一脸杀气模样狰狞这种场景下，满室的鱼腥味，现在我终于亲身t验到了之后，才彻底地明白这种场景真的不算是很美好。                                                                                                             但是在靳骐的脑袋搁在我的肩膀上，那温热的呼x1喷在脖颈上，哈痒的威力是很强大的，那su麻的感觉从尾椎骨直冲脊椎骨，这xia0hun的感觉让我想到了之前做的一个梦，梦里面那绵长的吻让我印象十足深刻。                                                                                                             好吧，我又开始yd地胡思乱想了。                                                                                                             “阿墨，不生气了吧，不生气吧……”靳骐双手慢慢收紧，下巴在我肩膀上蹭啊蹭的，声音讨好。                                                                                                             几乎不用回头，我都能够想象得到靳骐现在脸上的表情无耻之中又带了点无辜的模样，不用怀疑，在一张帅脸上出现这种表情来的时候，除了萌还是萌，这一招是他的杀手锏，杀人不见血，对我尤其有效。                                                                                                             我和靳骐不是没有吵架过，有时候逛街的时候都会因为一点小事，引发观念不同而争吵，有时候恼火的时候，我也曾甩开他的手一个人往前走，但是只要一回头，就会瞧见靳骐还站在原地，鼓着一张脸，像是一个孩子一样直接在原地蹲了下来，眨巴着眼睛往着你看。                                                                                                             任谁瞧见这种样子，就算是心里面再有气也一下子全消了，只能笑笑，然后上前去拉他起来，他不觉得丢脸，我还觉得丢脸呢！                                                                                                             有时候，我也曾告诫自己“凌墨，你可以再有出息一点么”这样的话，但是每次都是失败而告终，就想依依说的那样，一物降一物，对于靳骐，我真的一点都没辙，被吃的sisi的还甘之如饴。                                                                                                             对于靳骐，我承认自己真的很没有出息。                                                                                                             “阿墨，阿墨……”                                                                                                             靳骐一声声叫着，声音柔软无b。                                                                                                             被他这么叫着，我的姿态也忍不住放软了点，刚想要开口让他出厨房，别在这妨碍我自由发挥的时候，靳骐抱着我的身转了个圈，背靠着流理台。                                                                                                             还没等我抗议呢，眼前靳骐的脸一下子放大了，唇上一热，呼x1到的都是靳骐身上的味道。                                                                                                             靳骐不ch0u烟，所以他的身上的气息gg净净带了点薄荷味的清爽，有一点点微甜，还有一天天的苦味。                                                                                                             那是板蓝g的味道吧？                                                                                                             唇舌之间的交缠让我又想起了那一天的梦，虽然现在的靳骐没有梦里面的邪魅，但是他的吻还是那么让人……难以抗拒，呼x1紊乱。                                                                                                             这是我和靳骐第一次接吻，在一个好不浪漫的场合下，甚至，我手上的刀还没有放下，也亏得我记得自己手上是满手的鱼腥，而没有紧抓住靳骐的衣服，不然的话，他身上这条背心算是要报废了。                                                                                                             在这种时刻，玩玩是会出现一个作为破坏者的人物出场的，而李澈，一向把这个角se演绎的淋漓尽致。                                                                                                             “咳咳……”                                                                                                             李澈轻咳的声音在厨房间门口响起，成功地阻止了我和靳骐的唇齿相依，相濡以沫。                                                                                                             这家伙，果然是见不得我们独处，瞧这森森的ai啊！                                                                                                             靳骐看了我一眼，笑了开来，一点也不在乎现在李澈站在门外，靳骐用指腹慢慢地摩挲着我的脸，表情很得意的样子。                                                                                                             “阿墨，你脸红了，”靳骐嘻嘻地笑着，凑近了我的耳朵，“你该不会是初吻吧。”                                                                                                             我哼唧了一声，表示抗议。                                                                                                             “你技术不好，那是你的错觉。”                                                                                                             我说着，然后故作淡定地转过了身，开始接着处理自己刚刚只处理了一半的鱼。                                                                                                             当然我也顶多就是嘴巴上说的好听而已，对于kiss这种事情，我经验不足，技术也不强，毕竟之前只交往过一个男人，这种事情g过次数不多，要想变成高手，除非有事没事拉着靳骐在那边多锻炼一下才有可能。                                                                                                             不过，从刚刚的感受来看，靳骐似乎是个中高手，就算不是高手，那熟门熟路的姿态也绝对b我技术强，或者某天我可以和他探讨一下“你究竟有几个好妹妹”这种经典的话题。                                                                                                             “阿墨，你心虚了吧！”                                                                                                             靳骐双手拍上了我的肩膀，在我脸上印了一下，然后闪出了厨房重地，把圣人君子远庖厨这个教导贯彻到底，同样的，也不给我反驳的机会。                                                                                                             靳骐出了厨房，和李澈两个人呆在客厅里面有一茬没一茬地聊着天。                                                                                                             听着这两个人的交谈声，在我心底突然萌发了一个想法，靳骐为什么突然之间会想到吻我？                                                                                                             是我认真杀鱼的模样x1引了他，还是想要让李澈看看这画面？                                                                                                             唔，要是真的是后者，把一个歪男掰直的能耐我似乎没有啊……                                                                                                             我甩了甩头，把自己这种想法甩出脑海，应该不至于这么悲剧的吧，应该是的。                                                                                                             我做饭的动作挺快，毕竟也是经过锻炼出来的。                                                                                                             鱼头豆腐汤，蒜泥生菜，豌豆玉米粒，在加上一盘木须r，组合成了今天的午饭。                                                                                                             李澈似乎也有点意外，在吃饭的时候还朝着我多看上了几眼，这说的话也带了点酸丢丢的成分所在。                                                                                                             “看不出来，你原来还有这种优势。”李澈对我说，带着打量的眼神看着我。                                                                                                             除了这个，我原来还有其他的优势么？！                                                                                                             我看了李澈一眼，不大明白他的话。                                                                                                             靳骐似乎挺开心的，一碗饭吃的特别的快，然后还不忘去盛了第二碗。作为厨师的身份，我当然是很乐见的，作为nv友的身份，我更加是乐见这种情况的。                                                                                                             “阿墨，你做的b外卖的好吃多了，真想一直就这么吃下去。”靳骐一边扒着饭，一边对着我说，“可惜，就是以后都要尝不到了。”                                                                                                             我得意不已，自家做的外卖怎么能b，外卖里放了那么多的味j和盐，这么吃下去，老年痴呆什么的也是要提前得的。                                                                                                             因为被夸赞缘故，让我全部心思都放在被称赞的部分而忘记了靳骐话里面的重点，后来我才想起，原来在很早的时候，他就已经在话语和行动之中开始向我告白了，只是我一直不聪明，所以没有听出来。                                                                                                             如果那个时候我能够多留心一点，或许在靳骐离开的时候就不会显得这么的惊慌失措了。                                                                                                             李澈一向不多话，所以他只是沉默地吃着自己的午饭，偶尔抬头看了我和靳骐一眼。                                                                                                             吃过了午饭，靳骐帮着我一起收拾了桌子，而李澈摆出一副大老爷们的样子不知道从哪里m出一台笔记本，坐在客厅的沙发上玩着电脑，完全没有想要来帮忙的意思。                                                                                                             “我下午广播社有事情，等会就回去，晚上的菜我已经准备好在冰箱里面了，你自己微薄一下吧。”                                                                                                             我一边洗碗一边叮嘱着靳骐，他的冰箱里面很多时候都是空置的，柜子里面除了泡面还是泡面，所以我顺带连晚上的菜提前准备了。                                                                                                             “阿墨，你对我真好。”                                                                                                             靳骐蹭过来，很讨好的表情。                                                                                                             “哼，我不在的时候，小心你的贞c！”我用一双sh答答的手□□靳骐的脸，扭着他脸上的r，用凶神恶煞的姿态“恐吓”他。                                                                                                             靳骐愣了愣，一会之后他皱了皱眉头。                                                                                                             “腐nv天下啊！小爷对1uanlun和男人的菊花没有兴趣。”靳骐反手揪着我的鼻子，用力捏着“你少给我乱yy。”                                                                                                             “那你表哥每次见我表情都像我抢了nv人或是男人的样子？”我抗议，不再揪着靳骐腮帮子r，改去掰他揪着我鼻子不放的手，因为鼻子被人揪着，说出来的话也有点含糊不清。                                                                                                             “这个么……”靳骐一脸若有所思的模样。                                                                                                             “那你不说，我就yy他喜欢我了撒！”我说，突然之间觉得这个可能x也挺大的。                                                                                                             靳骐冷哼了两声，同样厨房外也有两声冷哼。                                                                                                             “凌墨，真看不来你还那么自恋？”李澈的声音冷漠。                                                                                                             靳骐用点头的方式表示他和李澈站在同一边。
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