丰满肥白 - 第四章

    小白脸那报出来的食物虽然很诱惑，但是听在我这个没钱人的耳中，只觉得是异常的愤怒，姐姐我穷的身上只有六十二块钱了，要是敢吃这么贵，我就把你扔在那边出卖se相去！                                                                                                             也不知道是不是我的内心祈祷真的是奏了效，他还真的没有去那韩国料理店或者是寿司店挥金如土，转头进了一家小餐馆。                                                                                                             阿米豆腐啊！                                                                                                             李澈在一张空位上坐了下来，服务员动作很麻利地迎了上来，送上了一份菜单，站在一边等着点菜。                                                                                                             “嗯，一盘酸菜鱼，一盘红烧**块，再来一个香菇青菜。”李澈支着下巴，指尖点着菜单上的菜，漫不经心地报着菜名。                                                                                                             我坐在对面，瞄着菜单上的价位，一边默默地在心底算着，虽然咱高考数学是个悲剧，在大学里面也没有接触到数学那玩意，但是简单的加减还是懂得的。                                                                                                             默默地在心底算出了一个数字，再加上两个人一人一块的饭钱之后，我松了一口气，虽然眼前这混蛋一顿饭吃掉了我一周的饭钱，但口袋的钱还是够付的，付完之后还能多两块钱……                                                                                                             玛丽隔壁的！                                                                                                             饭馆服务生很快就走的没影了，留下我和那李澈大眼瞪小眼。                                                                                                             “怎么，还不舍得？”                                                                                                             李澈支着下巴，看着我问着。                                                                                                             舍得？当然不舍得，这种问话实在有些欠扁，我家不是开银行的，也不是富二代，就算是富二代也没有把钱当花洒的吧，真金白银的，我虽不是一个很节俭的人，可也没有大手大脚花钱的习惯。                                                                                                             我瞪他一眼，拿了桌上的茶壶往自己面前的茶杯里面倒了一杯水，开始涮筷子和汤匙，钱是我花的，能吃多少是多少，总得为自己老回点本。                                                                                                             菜很快就上了桌，李澈吃饭速度不算很快，但是食量蛮大，一碗饭之后又叫了一碗。                                                                                                             饭馆的老板也挺给力，直接上了一品锅，满满一陶瓷锅的饭，看着就让人觉得撑的慌，这是我们学校边的特se，吃饭吃饭，饭绝对管饱。                                                                                                             我食量不大，一般x一碗饭就解决掉一餐了，偶尔胃□□发的时候会进化到猛吞两碗饭，李澈像是一整天都没有吃过饭一样，那扒饭的速度实在够快，在我扒掉一碗半的时候，他已经把一品锅里面饭扒掉了大半。                                                                                                             玛丽隔壁的，果然是吃软饭的小白脸啊！                                                                                                             李澈放了下了碗筷，表示自己吃饱了。                                                                                                             我瞪他，用筷子敲着饭桌上三道菜的盘子边沿。                                                                                                             “喂，这个勤俭节约是美德，你点的菜可还没吃完呢！”                                                                                                             坑了姐姐这么一笔，不给我吃的gg净净的，你对得起我……的钱么？                                                                                                             李澈瞅着我，那表情看上去很有点高深莫测的味道，一会之后他才答道：“你不是也吃了么？”                                                                                                             = =+                                                                                                             “那也得吃完了之后再走，不然我可不付钱！”                                                                                                             我认真地说着，我爸是从小苦过来的，所以从小就教育我，吃多少饭，盛多少饭，一粒米都不准浪费，怎么说我的内心都是正直讲美德的好姑娘。                                                                                                             “那行！”李澈点头，一脸认同我的样子，“那就一起吃完吧！”                                                                                                             我突然觉得，保持自己良好的美德也是一件很痛苦的事情。                                                                                                             一品锅里面还留有不少的饭，剩下的大概分一下每人大半碗左右，李澈似乎想到了什么好玩的事情一样，拿过了我的碗，给我添了大半碗。                                                                                                             “这样吧，咱们b赛吃饭，等会我数一二三，然后就开始吃，谁吃的最慢，等会就谁结账……”                                                                                                             我看着李澈，这小白脸实在太居心叵测了。                                                                                                             听到后半句的时候，我份外的哈皮，可一想到前半句，我立马就四十五度角明媚而忧伤了，我掂量着自己的胃容量，虽然没有牛的四个胃，但是再吃大半碗的话，应该还是有能力撑的下去的吧？                                                                                                             “行！”                                                                                                             我拍了一下桌子，为了这一顿饭钱，姐姐我拼了！                                                                                                             我和李澈两个人手上都捧着一碗大半碗饭，眼睛互瞪。                                                                                                             “预备！”                                                                                                             李澈把饭碗也端高了一点，g据我的预测，他一定是打算等到喊完一二三之后就立马开始扒饭的，我绝对不能被他占了先机。                                                                                                             我咬着饭碗的边缘，打算他一喊停，立马吞饭。                                                                                                             “一！二!三！”                                                                                                             果然一如我预测的那样，李澈一喊完，那手上的筷子舞的和船桨似的，动作快的好像刚刚那几碗饭对他来说不就是开胃菜一样。                                                                                                             但是，有些时候，饭不一定要嚼的，当别人都只看到我的x的时候，她们都忘记了，我还有一颗脑袋，虽然不是天才的头脑，至少还是b较靠谱的。                                                                                                             我很有先见之明地在吃饭b赛进行之前给自己倒了一杯茶。                                                                                                             这个是我的习惯，就像是我爸习惯饭后一g烟，快活似神仙一样，我习惯在吃完晚饭的时候喝两口水，润润喉，去去油腻。                                                                                                             也正是这个好习惯，让我现在很得瑟，你想，再狠狠扒了一嘴巴的饭之后一口水一灌直接咽下去，连咀嚼都省掉了，这不赢的话，我诅咒我明天自己变成三十六g。                                                                                                             所以，在我吞掉那一碗饭，对着还有两三口饭没有吃掉的小白脸君b出胜利的v型手势时，他的表情是很错愕的。                                                                                                             “我赢了！”                                                                                                             我万分得瑟，只差没有站起来扭两下。                                                                                                             “付钱！”我得意地拍桌，虽然撑的慌，但是也算是值了，我可以瞑目了。                                                                                                             “我要求重赛。”李澈的声音清冷，带着一gu子不容拒绝，“你刚刚喝水了，所以不算！”                                                                                                             哈？                                                                                                             我睁大了眼睛瞅着他，这个笑话真的一点都不好笑。                                                                                                             “你刚刚没有做出这个声明，反正我赢了。”                                                                                                             我起身，打算拉开椅子走人，没有想到小白脸君是那么输不起的男人，居然对nv人还想耍赖，他真不该姓李，应该姓赖名无耻才对。                                                                                                             “重赛！”李澈脸上带笑，“不然我就大声地说，前两天某个人啊，在电梯里面啊，开了一颗纽扣啊……”                                                                                                             啊你妹啊！                                                                                                             我觉得这家伙不仅姓赖名无耻，还字下流，别号流氓。                                                                                                             我涨红了一张脸，坐了下来。                                                                                                             “最后一次，要愿赌服输！”                                                                                                             我咬牙切齿，刚刚那一碗饭撑的我胃已经没有半点容量了，估计再吃的话，就要堵到喉咙口了，但是为了自己的名誉，为了身为nvx的名节……                                                                                                             生活就像强*j，我就被一碗饭再强上一回吧！                                                                                                             “行，这一次不准喝水！”李澈点头，再度作出申明，“可以吃菜，不准喝水。”                                                                                                             嘤嘤嘤嘤，这家伙果然是山y人士，瞧瞧这y毒的！                                                                                                             我点头。                                                                                                             李澈准备再给我添饭，但是这一品锅只剩下锅壁上还残留着饭粒外，基本上已经清空了。                                                                                                             “老板，再来一碗饭！”                                                                                                             李澈朝着坐在柜台后的老板喊了一声。                                                                                                             “好咧！”                                                                                                             老板脸上挂着笑，连连瞅了瞅我和李澈两眼，因为学校边上小饭馆多，除了像小白脸一样喜欢走小资路线的学生，大部分还是投奔了食堂的怀抱，所以这家店里面的生意算不上冷清，可也不算特别的好。                                                                                                             从刚刚开始，老板就很哈皮地看着我和李澈两个人开始耍宝b吃饭，模样要多愉悦就有多愉悦，这一点，从他给我们打的超过一碗容量的米饭上就可以得知。                                                                                                             老板，你实在太给力了啊！                                                                                                             我看着那米饭泪流满面。                                                                                                             两个人又重新瓜分了米饭，然后在大眼瞪小眼之中，又开始了扒拉米饭的b赛。                                                                                                             后来想想，我觉得这个时候的自己，也挺饭桶的，怎么就会脑门一ch0u风和这家伙玩起这种幼稚的游戏来了。                                                                                                             从小饭馆里面出来的时候，我觉得，这米饭就堵在嗓子眼，随时有着像岩浆那样喷涌而出的可能。                                                                                                             “哼哼，知道厉害了吧，叫你不要再b了，你非得b第二回！”                                                                                                             虽然堵的慌，但是心情还是很不错的，至少我又赢了那小白脸一回。我朝着走在自己前面一步的李澈哼唧着，他的脸se也不是很好看，就像刚刚菜桌上的那一盘香菇青菜一样的颜se，多吃少吃还是得他买单，叫他自作孽不可活！                                                                                                             “哼！”                                                                                                             李澈有些不爽地冒出了一声冷哼，然后一言不发地往着学校走。                                                                                                             我的心情大概因为第一次吃饭赢了一个男生而觉得很好，虽然这不是什么值得庆幸的事情。                                                                                                             在穿过马路的时候，我决定告诉他一个秘密。                                                                                                             “其实，我刚刚吐了一口饭在餐巾纸上……”                                                                                                             我在后头笑呵呵的，一想到这件无耻而又猥琐的事情，我心情更加爽了，m着自己趋近饭桶的腰身，笑声也更加肆无忌惮了点。                                                                                                             刚刚我作弊了，而且作弊没人发现……                                                                                                             李澈回过了头，瞅着我。                                                                                                             “你说真的？”他问，声音无b认真。                                                                                                             我点头，反正他都已经付钱了，能耐我何。要是真的把我怎么样了，我当场喊非礼算了，小北门来来往往这么多人，还愁不能耐他何。                                                                                                             “其实，我也有件事情没有告诉你，”他清了清嗓子，一脸尊敬样，“学姐你好，我是企管一年级的靳骐。”                                                                                                             我饭桶身躯一震，终于把玛丽隔壁这一句话给骂出了口，伴随着的还有一声响亮的饱嗝。                                                                                                             丫的冒名顶替居然还敢恶人先告状，实在太让人震惊了！
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