左有狐，右有狼 - ＰΟ①⑧нǔb。ＣΟＭ 番外之我的育儿日记

    请记住本站地址……cc，任何搜索引擎搜索即可快速进入本站！                                                                                                             话说三只小美兽是一天一天的长大，老人常说童无忌，不过，我家的三个宝宝却是一天一天更让我心疼。                                                                                                             育儿日记之童话故事篇：                                                                                                             当几个宝宝到了三岁的时候，几只兽爹白天在外是辛辛苦苦的赚钱养家，晚上是si赖在我床上不肯走，身为宝宝们的娘亲，这教育的重任自然就落在我的肩上。                                                                                                             抱着nv儿坐在树荫下，我洋洋洒洒的说起了白雪公主与七个小矮人的故事。看着被她抱在怀中nve待的小白菜，我是掬一把同泪啊，对不起，狐小弟，是姐姐我把你给害惨了。                                                                                                             “亲ai的美美nv儿，刚才娘亲讲的故事好听吗？”把一身白毛被扯得只剩下几根的怜小白菜给解放出来，我温柔的问“你觉得白雪公主是个怎么样的人呢？”                                                                                                             “哼，笨si了。明知那个臭后母那么恶毒，还一次又一次的上当受骗。”纯净的蓝眸闪过一丝邪美“如果我是白雪公主，一定会叫狼爹爹狠狠揍她一顿，然后叫蝙蝠爷爷把她的那块臭妖镜给劈个粉碎，然后叫黑衣叔叔们把她的城堡给围个水泄不通，一把火把它烧个gg净净，让那个臭巫婆无家归，只能跪在我面前叩一千个响头，然后再把她扔进山里，让野狼把她啃得骨头也不剩。”                                                                                                             “呵呵，小美美啊，做人是不能太恶毒的。”我是一边听一边心惊肉跳呀，这个nv儿的x子，怎么就没半分像我这样温柔善良，ai亲呢？                                                                                                             “丫丫娘，狼王爹说过的，我是高高在上的小公主，如果有人胆敢惹我，就一定要让他吃不完兜着走。”小狼nv是高傲地扬着小下巴，眼中的邪气更威“蝙蝠爷爷就经常教我，人敬我一尺，我敬人一丈，但如果别人胆敢冒犯我，那就一定不能手下留。”                                                                                                             “是吗？”继续g笑几声，蝙蝠老头啊，我家的nv儿，让你给荼毒成什么样子了。双手拿起小手，然后大眼儿对上她的蓝珠子“nv儿啊，如果你也想找个白马王子，就一定要当个善良的小公主哟。”                                                                                                             “这个娘亲就别担心了。”ch0u出小手轻轻拍拍我的肩头“你没看见郎国太子叔叔的几个俊美儿子都围着我转吗？张尚书家的小帅哥，哪次见了我不是想抓起我的小手的，还有雅臣表舅的小书生，不也是一天几次地往我们家里跑吗？”                                                                                                             呜~~~~~我本来天真ai的美美nv儿，什么时候变成这样的。呜~~~~那帮小混混，我绝对不能再让他们进我家的门……                                                                                                             在对郎美美同学进行了血与泪的教育之后，我终于认清了一个事实：那就是近朱者赤，近墨者黑，这一名，绝对是真理中的真理……那臭se狼和蝙蝠老头，我一定不会放过他们……                                                                                                             育儿日记之哑口无篇：                                                                                                             一个与平常一样的晴朗早晨。某只小小酷狐狸砰的一声推开门，然后扑向被狐爹抱得实实的娘亲，小手用力的推着睡得sisi的某丫“丫丫娘，起床了！丫丫娘，快起床！”                                                                                                             “古龙龙，你一大早就吵醒你娘亲做什么？去去去，别来烦她，今天你娘要陪我。”昨晚被自己折腾了一整晚，自己的徒儿才刚睡着没一会儿呢!                                                                                                             “嗯，小龙龙，找我有事吗？”我记得的，对待孩子一定要有母ai，特别是这个一向对人冰冷的狐狸儿子，更要用温柔来感化他。                                                                                                             “我是来叫你起床的，你没有忘记今天是什么日子吧？”冰冰的绿眸看着一脸茫然的娘亲，“还有，丫丫娘不是说过早睡早起身t好的吗？怎么自己还si赖在床上不起来？”                                                                                                             “呵呵，对不起，娘亲这就起来！”刚想起来之际，才惊觉自己被下的身子还是一丝不挂的，马上对着儿子打哈哈“这个，儿子啊，你能到外面等娘亲吗？等我换好衣服我们再讨论你来找我的事，好吗？”                                                                                                             “不好，如果我出去了。狐狸爹肯定不会让你起来的。”                                                                                                             “龙龙儿子，有你这样对娘亲说话的吗？”因为小狐狸一直试图独占某丫，所以古大狐狸对古小狐狸一直都很警惕“你现在就给我出去。”                                                                                                             “我就不出去，丫丫娘绝对不以忘记今天是什么日子。”有其父必有其子，龙龙小狐狸也是很坚持的。                                                                                                             “古龙龙，你是皮痒找打了是？”                                                                                                             “啊，师傅，你怎么能对孩子这样？”                                                                                                             “我对他怎么了，他是我儿子，不听话就得打。”                                                                                                             “哼，丫丫娘说了，就算我人小，但也有说不的权利。”                                                                                                             “你这小崽子，今天我不打你就不当你老子。”                                                                                                             “师傅，不要。”看着大狐狸追着小狐狸不放，我马上披起衣服，把儿子抱在怀中，然后亲亲他的小脸“今天是龙龙的生日，丫丫娘当然不会忘了。”                                                                                                             “娘亲，我问古爷爷我是怎么出生的，他说我是从石头里蹦出来的。”碧眼珠认真地看着我“真是这样的吗？”                                                                                                             “这个嘛，好像是的。”这古龙龙，怎么一大早就问我这种问题呢？                                                                                                             “那么说我的娘亲是石头才对哟！”                                                                                                             “这个嘛，好像也是地。”                                                                                                             “但是为什么我要叫你娘亲，叫他做狐狸爹呢？那么我的石头娘亲和石头爹又在哪里？”                                                                                                             “臭儿子，别听你娘亲的话。你是你丫丫娘生出来的。”                                                                                                             “那我是怎么生出来的？”                                                                                                             “呵呵，这个这个，儿子是娘亲我身上的一块肉啦。丫丫娘把你放在肚子里七个月，然后你就出来了。”                                                                                                             “这么说来，那我和狐狸爹不是就没有关系了吗？”                                                                                                             “儿子，你错了呐，是你爹爹我在你丫丫娘肚子里播下的种子的哟，所以，让你进到妈妈肚子里的人是爹爹我。要不是我，你还进不到你丫丫娘肚子里面去！”                                                                                                             “丫丫娘，是真的吗？”                                                                                                             “这个，好像是真的。”                                                                                                             “那狐狸爹是怎样在丫丫娘肚子里播种的呢？”                                                                                                             “嘿嘿，这个，丫丫娘也说不清楚耶。”                                                                                                             “不行，你一定要说。”                                                                                                             “儿子，不讲行不行？”                                                                                                             “不行，一定要讲！”                                                                                                             “亲ai的狐狸儿子，这个问题，丫丫娘现在是答不了你的，相信爹爹我，再过十年八年，你就绝对以知道了。”看来姜还是老的辣，白衣狐狸一手优雅的提起儿子的衣领，然后打开门顺手扔了出去。哼，一大早的就来扰人清梦，真的该打……                                                                                                             育儿日记之父子争宠篇：                                                                                                             看着粘在某丫怀中的小牛牛，牛爹是恨得牙痒痒呀，这个儿子，已经快剥夺了自己陪ai妻睡的权力了。所以，绝对不能再让他得意下去，不然，自己在某丫心中的地位就更会一落千丈。                                                                                                             “小丫头，来，吃吃我特意为你做的烤肉。”把香喷喷的美味放在桌子上，嘴角含着温柔笑意地轻轻的把小牛牛扔到一旁，然后让某丫坐在他的腿上，sese的大手紧紧地搂着柔软的小腰，挟起一块透着香润的肉片递到小嘴旁“乖，把嘴张开，很好吃的。”                                                                                                             一向无法抗拒美食引诱的我在某牛的温柔攻势下轻轻张开嘴，香yan的肉片是入口su化，美美地向着牛牛一笑，然后搂上他的腰“真的很好吃。”                                                                                                             “好吃就吃多点。”得意地向着儿子一笑“小凡凡，你要不要也吃点？”                                                                                                             “哼，我才不要。”小手伸向吃得正欢的某丫“丫丫娘，我要抱抱。”                                                                                                             “好。”把他也抱在怀中，然后在他ai的小脸蛋上亲了一下。                                                                                                             “丫丫娘。”指了指自己的小嘴，小小的紫眸示威地对上隐隐有着妒忌的冰紫寒光“这里也亲一下。”                                                                                                             “好。”笑着亲了亲他的小嘴。                                                                                                             “娘亲，你真好。”小牛冲着大牛做了个鬼脸，把头靠在某丫柔软的x部上，然后拉开紫衣牛的手，亲热地把小手环在小蛮腰上。                                                                                                             “北凡凡，你给我下来。”看着某丫被吃豆腐，就算是自己的儿子，也不行。某牛额头立刻是青筋尽露“你娘亲的小嘴只能我吻。”                                                                                                             “为什么？”                                                                                                             “因为她是我娘子。”                                                                                                             “才不要，丫丫娘是我的。”                                                                                                             “你给我滚下来，没有我哪来的你。”                                                                                                             “我不管，我说丫丫娘是我的就是我的。”                                                                                                             “这个，两位如果要吵架，是不是也等我吃完才吵好些呢？”                                                                                                             “王丫丫，你说，在你的心中，到底是儿子重要还是我重要？”                                                                                                             “呜~~丫丫娘，你是最喜欢凡凡的是吗？”                                                                                                             “这个这个，我两个都喜欢啦。”                                                                                                             “不行，王丫丫，你一定要说更喜欢哪一个？”                                                                                                             “呜~~~丫丫娘，我讨厌你~~~”                                                                                                             “告诉你们，如果再问我这个问题，就马上给我消失。”                                                                                                             为了几只小兽的健康成长，我分别与狐狸师傅、se狼王爷、冰牛牛、蝙蝠老头、古巴老伯、月使和一众黑衣卫进行了推心置腹的谈话，不过，看着依然我行我素的儿nv们，我只能仰天长叹：我这当娘亲的，真的是很失败啊~~~~
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