抗日之肥胆英雄 - 章120 摸小鬼子裤裆

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            胖子他们六人跟着陈干事他们出发，出了小镇的范围之后，胖子领着猴子、马团长、宋鸣、小李和赵老三，来到江边，脱了个精光，身上就留一把刺刀，然后六个光屁股的男人你瞪我、我瞪你。                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            有时候，男人和男人喜欢攀比，尽管嘴里不说，也得衡量一下大小。                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            然后这几个货不约而同的看向了某胖子的裤裆，一脸的愤愤不平之色，这差距有点大呢。                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            让雷大标将衣服带走，然后胖子掰了一些密不透风的苇杆，每人发了一根，做水下潜水隐蔽接近换气用。                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            胖子领着马团长他们依次开始下水，沿着江床往下走，水位只到下巴的时候，在慢慢走向码头。                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            等到相距码头不远，天色已经擦黑，胖子领着大家隐藏在水里，偶尔露出办个脑袋看着前方，借着昏暗的光线，瞅见码头上的小鬼子一个个开始脱衣服下水。                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            胖子露出鼻孔和眼睛，一个个的数着下水的小鬼子，不敢稍有差池，生怕漏掉一个小鬼子没数。                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            一共十三个小鬼子，数目正确，他这才握着匕首，叼着苇杆沉下水里，马团长他们有样学样，手里握着刺刀，叼着苇杆开始潜水接近。                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            胖子很感谢这个时代的先烈，现在他这招儿就来自大白洋淀，这个神奇的地方，百来号民兵仅以阵亡八个人的代价。愣是干掉千数日伪军，用的是简陋的武器装备，大抬杠、猎枪。利用地形，水下作战经验丰富，个个以一当百。                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            这就是特种作战的模式，有时候不服不行，这个时期的中*民智慧总让他找到行事的范例。                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            天色已经擦黑，水下更是摸不着北，但是根本不妨碍他们找到方向接近小鬼子。因为江床就是最好的引导，顺着走绝不会迷失靠近小鬼子的方向。                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            胖子还告诉他们。在水下潜行心里默数一百个数，然后探出脑袋来辨认一下方向，最后一次准备探出脑袋来寻找目标的时候，天色已经完全黑了下来。不用探头，胖子就能听到哗啦哗啦的水声，和小鬼子叽里呱啦的叫声，这群王八羔子洗得正欢畅呢。                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            这个距离最多不过十来米，胖子没有探头，也根本不用探头了，他听声音就能正确辨别位置，连嘴里叼着的桅杆都吐掉了，然后迅速潜了过去。                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            水下很黑。真他娘的很黑，就算他睁开眼，伸手却不见五指。只凭借着耳朵听声音辨别方向，抬起没握匕首的手，前伸，用触觉来感觉摸没摸到小鬼子，一旦摸到小鬼子的兜裆布，就是他把小鬼子拽沉下去。来给一刀的时候。                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            前探的手碰到个软绵绵的玩意儿，胖子有些纳闷。一摸，感觉像大腿，正要往上摸，水面上传来一声日语的怪叫：“纳尼？我感觉被一双花姑娘的手摸了，喔，呦西！”                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            胖子听到这句日语，差点没给这小鬼子跪了，这尼玛，胖爷的手就那么软么？胡乱诽谤胖爷，不弄死你，那胖爷白混了。                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            胖子一发狠，连拽兜裆布都懒得拽了，上前一把就抱住这小鬼子的大腿，直接往下拽，先淹他娘的小鬼子，再用匕首捅。                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            这小鬼子只是“啊呜”呼叫一声，就沉进了水里，胖子那还会客气，匕首直捅了这小鬼子的腰眼，太用力了匕刃尽末，小鬼子在水里拼命扑腾挣扎，开口相呼救，却被灌入大口的江水，什么也喊不出来。                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            这就是胖子为什么要让马团长他们，将小鬼子拖入水底再下手，因为在水底小鬼子根本开不了口，想开口呼叫就得灌江水。                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            他迅速拔出匕首，接着再捅一刀，随后他开始上浮，抱住这小鬼子脑袋直接来了个割喉，然后松手，就发现四周的小鬼子往这边游了过来了，一听日语，就知道这帮小鬼子以为同伴溺水了。                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            这黑麻麻的夜色，他完全不担心，被杀小鬼子的血水，会给其他小鬼子看见。                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            也不担心他上浮换气给小鬼子发现，此刻天已经黑了下来，要在水里发现个什么，只能靠摸，小鬼子这样，他们也是这样。                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            加上他干掉的小鬼子真像是溺水一样，他冒出头来换了一口气，又迅速的沉了下去，就这档口，发现四周的小鬼子纷纷被拖入了水中，马团长他们也开始动手了。                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            胖子换气的时候，早看准了一个小鬼子，他再次潜入水中，一下就摸到了小鬼子附近，这一下准确无误，抬手就摸到了兜裆布，有理无理直接拽住小鬼子往下沉，然后一刀上斜捅入了正在挣扎的小鬼子的胸膛，接着上浮，抽出匕首将小鬼子喉咙割断。                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            再次出来换气的时候，四周的江水都溅起了水花，翻滚着，料想是马团长他们在做事，微微撇头，接着初升的月光，依稀发现一个小鬼子正往码头奋力游去，嘴里还呱呱大叫：“亚美嗲、亚美嗲，天照大神护佑啊，亚美嗲……”                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            感情这小鬼子被吓傻了，以为他们遇到了脏东西，正在一边奋力游，一边祈求小鬼子神仙保佑。                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            “八嘎哑路！”胖子用日语喊了一声，举起匕首手腕一荡，匕首就在空中掉了个个，手捏住了匕首尖，准备投过去扎他娘的小鬼子后心，匕首还没投呢，就发现这小鬼子双手乱扑腾，然后就忽然沉进了水里。                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            “嘿，他娘的，一个都不留胖爷，这帮瘪犊子玩意儿！”胖子将匕首抓回手中，知道有人招呼这小鬼子了。                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            这个时候，马团长他们纷纷从水里探出脑袋来，就在刚才小鬼子忽然沉下去的地方，宋鸣的脑袋露出水面，大口大口的喘息着，周围的水面也恢复了平静，小鬼子仿佛被解决完了。                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            “报数，我两个。”胖子小声说道，十三个小鬼子下水，那就要干掉十三个小鬼子，要不漏了一个，麻烦大了。                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            “两个。”马团长小声道。                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            “两个。”猴子的。                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            “两个。”赵老三的。                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            “两个。”小李的。                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            “三个。”宋鸣的。                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            胖子有点不满意，宋鸣比他多干了一个小鬼子。                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            他正准备让大家进行第二项任务，夺鬼子汽艇，搬两桶小鬼子汽油，拿了衣服就准备开溜的时候，却听到码头的位置，传来了伪军用半生不熟的日语叫声：“皇军、皇军，你们没事吧？”                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            大家面面相觊，心里都紧张起来，刚才宋鸣干掉的小鬼子，在被杀死之前大呼小叫的，这些伪军听到了小鬼子的叫喊，自然要来看看这些“皇军”有什么情况，是不是溺水什么的，好方便施救，要是他们不救，等待他们的就是小鬼子的刺刀。(未完待续)